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You're not funny! You're goinginto honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer?- No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now.I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Geta gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today!- Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobswill be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available?- Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations!Step to the side. - What'd you get?- Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first?- No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open,not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman?- Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See?He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up.Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard!. This is ok I guess, I mean you're not wasting any money.. To be competitive you need to dump massive amounts of money into this game and it also requires you spend multiple hours per day to stay competitive as well. It is a major time sync that is complely made for those that started when the servers opened not really friendly for new users.. This game honestly belongs on facebook or something. If I wanted to wait and look at a screen for minutes with no interaction, then I would watch paint dry. Graphics are decent, soundtrack is dull as hell. It's free, but you will end up buying time or pay the price in watch your life slip away. Play this if you have nothing better to do.. There are better games of this type. God has left us.. The game is casual, light RPG experience, and it does that pretty well. Theme is ridiculous, but it's intentional, so you're supposed to be making fun of things and not taking this serously. If you're going for some light-hearted fun you're going to be happy and enjoy it; you just need to know what you're getting and not have other expectations.. This game is funny and entertaining for the first hour, but then it just becomes boring. The battle system is wierd. Somehow you can have much higher stats than the oppenent, but still loose. If you want a little game to have running in the background, or just check on once a day, then this game isn't bad.. People who don't like casual Apps (apps, not actual games) like this are the type of people that don't actually understand how fun it is to engage in such menial tasks, which often prove themselves the much needed break from the softcore games which many gamers delve into proclaiming they're hardcore to begin with. It's not meant to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ly difficult auto-confirm combo, button mashing, min-maxing, ♥♥♥♥♥torm with a playerbase boasting skill where it lacks such skill entirely.The features in this game clearly state where it's coming and going...Humorous comic styleIndividual character creationFunny missionsPvP against other starsGvG against other studiosSexy outfits and accessoiresIt's a casual game, free to play, enjoyable by the laughs alone. Anyone with half a mind can plainly see it's 95% satire and 5% poking fun at everyone that would claim this game sucks.All in all, I love it; the missions are simple, the "PvP" is straightforward, the level up and stat boosting process are clean. Ideally I'd like to see some form of alternate animation other than full cell movement, different sounds, and perhaps a UI that allows resolution changes to fit your window (often the lower portion of mine is clipped). It has a Pay-to-Win system in place that's pretty obvious, and otherwise does not suggest it isn't that type of game; alone in its transparency I would like to add if you're angry at the App for being pay-to-win, you've lost yourself to ego.I'm not one for pixel nudity to be honest, so this and Hero Zero are contending for my attention between games.It's something to do while you're waiting for other stuff, and is a great background game that requires minimal attention, and can satiate that "Completionist" need from time to time. There are much worse games out there than this one...much, much worse. Scary & sexy: Halloween in Big Bang Empire!: From 31st of October till the 5th of November Big Bang Empire not only offers up-and-coming stars the chance to take on spooky Halloween quests, but also to participate in Violet Venom’s notorious Bloodlust Convention. 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Patch notes 2019-04-30: The following changes were deployed today (2019-04-30):-----------------------------------------------------------------------------New FeaturesMessage System• The message system has been completely reworked.• From now on, the system is split up into system messages, conversations with other players, vouchers and battery requests. System Messages• In the tab for system messages you can now see all personal messages from Big Bang Empire and item credits from Wanda's Secret Store. Conversations• Conversations are now visualized as a message stream.• In the tab for conversations you can now see all communications with other players that has previously been processed through the messaging system. You can start conversations with one or multiple players here.• Messages can be sent using the "Send Message" button or using CTRL+ENTER. Vouchers• In the tab for vouchers you can see all currently redeemable vouchers you have gotten in the game. New items for future events and specials have been added:• We've added 17 new items for female characters, which can be obtained during special events.• We've added 17 new items for male characters, which can be obtained during special events. MaintenanceGeneral• The server DE1 was missing in the Ranking Lists on German servers. This has been fixed via hotfix.• International servers can now be accessed through the server list on the landing page.• Mobile: You can now choose the language before creating a character on International Servers. When you log in, the language will now be set to the correct language of the character.• Several smaller issues have been fixed. Best,Your Big Bang Empire Team. Game Update!: The following changes were deployed today (2019-02-26):-----------------------------------------------------------------------------New FeaturesGeneral• Dickstarter.cum now has 7 new tasks for you!Decorations• The Decoration categorie Couch - Surface was moved and renamed to Floor - Left (Back). With this change, decorations of this categorie are now also properly visible in the background of male characters.• As a result of this change, the other categories for decorations on the floor has been renamed in order to make their location within the apartment more clear.• Items from Deco Boxes can now automatically be storen in your storage tab if your inventory is full.Rare and epic Deco Boxes now have a higher chance to contain decorations from categories with a higher amount of decorations while the chance of containing items is lower.New items for future events and specials have been added:• We've added 20 new items for female characters, which can be obtained during special events.• We've added 20 new items for male characters, which can be obtained during special events.• We've added 20 new decorations, which can be obtained during special events.MaintenanceGeneral• It was possible that, after the sewing machine has been opened, items in the Sex Shop has been displayed as improvements eventhough it was not the case. This issue has been fixed.• It was possible that the black dialogue background was still visible after closing the dialogue. This issue has been fixed.• Several smaller issues have been fixed.Best,Your Big Bang Empire Team. Game Update!: The following changes were deployed today (2019-01-08):-----------------------------------------------------------------------------New FeaturesGeneral• You can now repeat the dates with girls in the dating feature.• Repeated dates reward you with stat points, as well as a random epic item.Studio Chat• It is now possible to link to players and studios in the studio chat.• To link to a player, simply use an @ in front of the player's name: @<Player Name>• To link to a studio, put the studio's name in quotation marks: "<Name of the Studio>"New items for future events and specials have been added:• We've added 5 new items for female characters, which can be obtained during special events.• We've added 5 new items for male characters, which can be obtained during special events.MaintenanceGeneral• It was possible that the navigation menu disappeared after clicking on a friend in the friend bar. This issue has been fixed.• Several smaller issues have been fixed.Best,Your Big Bang Empire Team. Game Update!: The following changes were deployed today (2019-01-29):-----------------------------------------------------------------------------New FeaturesGeneral• You can now filter the successes by titles.• Complete daily Dickstarter tasks to get extra rewards!• If a movie with a self created title is available on a ballot, this will now be displayed accordingly.• A new item set with an animated special effect is now available in new Surprise Boxes in the Sex Shop!Decorations• You can now unlock 30 new Decorations for the top of your dresser.New items for future events and specials have been added:• We've added 24 new items for female characters, which can be obtained during special events.• We've added 24 new items for male characters, which can be obtained during special events.MaintenanceGeneral• Several smaller issues have been fixed.Best,Your Big Bang Empire Team. Pirate Day event in Big Bang Empire: Aye mateys!The Pirate Day event is back and there's no betterrr time to live out your fantasies and kickstarrrt your career as an up-and-coming starrr in the errrotic industry! Find out if you got what it takes to claim the blue movie climax.For your kinkiest adventure evarrr we have put ten sexy new piratey items into the game - so set the sails and loot epic treasurrres from the booty of Captain Mack Jarrow. Adjust your outfits, level up your skills and show other starrrs who's the kinkiest captain around.Also - in case you haven't already figurrred that out yourselves - join a studio with fellow playerrrs and assail other studios to loot additional coins and gather more fame than any other starrr before you!Cast off, crew! Log-in and get crackin'.. Patch notes 2019-05-21: The following changes were deployed today (2019-05-21):-----------------------------------------------------------------------------New FeaturesGeneral• The Hot & Heavenly Surprise Box now also contains a devilish item set with a unique animation.• The collection "Just Heavenly?" has been expanded and now rewards you with an additional title.• For 6 formerly female exclusive items male versions have been added (Corset “Little Angel”, Corset “Archangel”, Corset “Angel”, Corset “Little Devil”, Corset “Lucifer”, Corset “Devil”).• Filter options have been added to the Sewing Machine. You can now filter by name, rarity and source ( event, career, other).• Collections got filter options as well. You can now filter by name (in items and collections), rarity of items and sources (event, career, other).• If a category (rarity, source, reward) is completely disregarded, no collections or items are displayed. Movies• The time until next energy will not be reset when a movie mission is started.• There will now always be a movie mission which can be completed with the energy you have left.• The movie button in the main menu now flashes when a movie shoot is active and there's enough energy to start a movie mission. New items for future events and specials have been added:• We've added 8 new items for female characters, which can be obtained during special events.• We've added 8 new items for male characters, which can be obtained during special events. MaintenanceGeneral• Several smaller issues have been fixed.Best,Your Big Bang Empire Team
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